“What the Hell Did I Just Read?” (henceforth known as WTHDIJR) by David Wong is another great adventure from Dave, John and Amy! I am a huge fan of this series and love the supernatural mixed with the dark humor. The series began with “John Dies at the End” and continued with “This Book is Full of Spiders”. The books are highly popular with “John Dies at the End” being made in to a movie that has a solid cult following (myself included). “Spiders” was a New York Times Bestseller. David Wong is the pen name for cracked.com author and senior editor Jason Pargin.
SUMMARY: Dave and John receive a request to consult on a kidnapping case due to the weirdness of it. Apparently, the person who took the little girl is a shape shifting creature and hiding out at an old abandoned mine. The boys, along with Dave’s girlfriend, Amy, investigate and find some pretty weird stuff. However, they are able to get the girl back and return her to her parents. All well and good until they get reports of another child being kidnapped, this time by a flying bat and praying mantis creature – justifiably termed BATMANTIS?!?. And yes, the BATMANTIS?!? must be written that way. You’ll understand once you read the book. Shortly after, more and more kids go missing. As the guys and Amy investigate, they come to realize that some otherworldly stuff is happening and the only way to gain perspective is to indulge in the ever famous “Soy Sauce”; the special drug that gives them their preternatural abilities and gifts. Throw in some shady underground highly classified government agency that may or may not exist, a door that looks like a coffin that leads to other worlds, an ex-military special forces guy with an itch to blow crap up and an evil villain that wears nothing but little girl’s underwear and you have the overall gist of the story.
THOUGHTS: The book is very neat in that it switches back and forth between Dave, John and Amy’s perspectives. It is humorous and eye opening to see how each character views the world around them and how each perspective is needed.
John, of course, is a smart a*%, who thinks the world revolves around his genitals and their place in the world. He is very “go get ’em” in his stance. Amy is very positive and tries to see the best and do the best in every situation. And then there’s Dave. He is pessimistic, a realist and if given the chance lazy (i.e. He’s my spirit animal).
If you’ve read the other books in the series, you know how off the wall and random these books can be. But, that is what makes them so original and fun. These are just 2 ordinary guys who end up in some extraordinary adventures and manage somehow to save the world and the universe through major bumbling and a “who cares” attitude every single time.
WTHDIJR does end with the set up for another book in the series. I did appreciate that the author put an addendum on the end urging those who hear voices or are experiencing mental distress to seek professional help. He explains that many have contacted him asking for help, assuming he really knows about this stuff. He urges them to seek professional help. Very cool! Rather than writing them off as unstable or weirdos, he tries to help.
It would help to read the series in order, but I don’t think its absolutely necessary. Also, make sure to read the book “John Dies at the End” first before seeing the movie. I think it will really help to understand what happens.
If you are looking for some laugh out loud, fun monstery type stuff than look no further, this book (and series) is just for you. (Below are the other 2 books in the series)